USELESS COIN (USELESS)

Exactly this time last year, USELESS launched. Pumped from sub 200K → 40M MC then dumped to 7M MC. Few weeks later, USELESS ripped to 430M MC. > Notice how Punch chart looks similar to USELESS chart before the rip to 400M. To think Punch is more viral than all the runners of 2024 and 2025 combined. The market is different now no doubt but bro what if. @MarcellxMarcell Punch to $100M MC no?

A wallet just accumulated $260K worth of $USELESS @theuselesscoin Wallet:2qYRyVBNGBhT1juJDiYywoVSgVEkSveh38PJdy6zZGmM https://t.co/gBvjdCL14Y

Plan this week: Active Crypto: -Careful watch price action next 2 days; if this is a true breakout, I expect crypto to outperform tradfi and will focus on crypto. -Altcoin focus will primarily be memes and AI coins. The usual suspects. Regular list of $USELESS $FARTCOIN $PEPE AI would be $GRASS $AIXBT $NEAR $TAO Good coins: $HYPE $DRV $LIT $XPL -I'm currently flat on active positions but own several spot positions that I plan on holding for a little while. -Not going to chase todays pump but will carefully watch and buy any short pullback or consolidation ---------------- Education: -Continue to learn more options; I would like to fire a bit more into these and getting better. I don't want any short dated stuff; that's lame and perps are simply better IMO. But some long term views would be pretty nice. -Add at least 3 new stock tickers a day. Would like to investigate at least 1 category a week with new tickers/sectors. Will keep working

$USELESS will be featured on the Atletico Madrid jersey in a match against Barcelona on April 4th in Madrid https://t.co/4eGERzD46q

$USELESS: I never assume that memes will go back to ATH levels, that's a bit too optimistic; Most will never get close. But they definitely will go a few x from the current lows eventually. Useless has always performed pretty well in risk on conditions. If you're ok being underwater, buying down here could be decent and I think you see a 2-4x from these levels sometime in the next 3-6 months

A wallet known as elcrime bought $30k worth of $useless @theuselesscoin https://t.co/gG332RsNIt

🚨 $USELESS UPDATE — futility cooling, not quitting 🟣🧼 📊 Current setup • Price: $0.046 • Weekly: +9.7% ($0.043 → $0.047) • Bounce: +31% from Feb lows • 24H: -3.6% pullback • Volume: $3M (24h) Classic meme structure: run → pause → digest. 💰 Flow signals 🟢 Fresh wallets: +$233K (24h) → new money rotating in 🟢 Top PnL traders: +$113K inflow (7D) → profitable wallets accumulating 🧠 Smart traders: 4 wallets holding ~4.5M tokens with zero selling in 7D ⚠️ Distribution to watch • Whale outflows: -$300K (7D) • Exchange inflows: ~$1.4M Yes, some profit taking — but demand is absorbing it. 📊 Relative strength Even during consolidation, $USELESS ranks #4 in 24H netflows among SOL memes — ahead of $WIF and $FARTCOIN. 💎 The Useless Read Nothing broken here. Fresh wallets entering, smart traders holding, flows still positive. Even futility needs a breather sometimes — and @theuselesscoin proving once again that being useless is still one of the most useful trades on Solana. 🧼📈 Flows > noise. Follow @chyan for daily onchain reads 📶🧠